Gadgie

Gaed

Often used in a derogatory manner for someone who thinks that they are something special.

What a bloody arsehole that guy is!!!!

Glasgow Galoot in Uniform

Consume your pint glass of Tennent's Lager in one and then puke up - that's brilliant!

Gang

A youngster must achieve it’s first ASBO before it can be considered worthy of membership to a gang.
[From A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up the Kilt]

You are very adepth at the eightsome reel - go on swing those hips.

GCSE

General Certificate of Substandard Education

A ‘pass’ at E level in Woodwork, Knitting or Domestic Violence is good enough for wild celebrations in any Ned household. A Ned with two such passes is considered a genius - any with more than two is a considered a bunty and dealt with appropriately.

[From Ned Speak by Stuart McLean]

A Level - GSCE Results . . . time to celebrate!

Gear

Chavs in Gear

Would you please abstain from talking while I'm listening to the football on television.

May I partake in the pleasure of your Irn-Bru?

I am drunk again.

Would you mind sharing that delicious looking Strawberry and Vodka Mivvie - Oh and do you hancy a quick shag too?

Gin

Gither (the)

She is a contender for idiot of the month at the lunatic asylum.

Glasgow Kiss
A Glasgow Kiss is a greeting that is not exclusive to Glasgow. Indeed many a Glasgow Kiss has been given in Greenock, Glenrothes and even Geilenkirchen (though Geilenkirchen Kiss doesn’t have the same ring to it). A Glasgow Kiss is given by striking the forehead against the beneficiary’s head. Targeting the nose provides the most pleasing effect.

[From Ned Speak by Stuart McLean]
 

Glasgow Kiss

Glasgow Gay Kiss

The word comes from the Gaelic language word gleann,

Glencoe Scotland

With the Industrial Revolution at the start of the 18th Century, Glasgow excelled in of soap-making, distilling, glass-making, sugar and textiles. It became one of the richest cities in the world. Though the average Glaswegian saw very little of this wealth

Looking over the Squiggly Bridge to Glasgow City Centre

Chorus:
Roamin' in the gloamin' on the bonny banks o' Clyde
Roamin' in the gloamin' with my lassie by my side
When the sun has gone to rest
That's the time we love the best
Ach, it's lovely roamin' in the gloamin'

I've seen lots of bonnie lassies travelin' far and wide
But my heart is centered now on bonny Kate McBride
And altho' I'm no' a man who throws a word away
I'm surprised mysel' sometimes at all I've got to say.

One nicht in the gloamin' we were trippin' side by side
I kissed her twice and asked her once if she would be my bride
She was shy, so was I, we were baith the same
But I got brave and braver on the joumey comin' hame

Last nicht after strollin' we got hame at halfpast nine
Sittin' at the kitchen fire I asked her to be mine
When she promised, I got up and danced the Hielan' fling
I've just been at the jew'llers and I've picked a nice wee ring

Goan

Damn - I didn't realise the curtains were open.

Please refrain from kicking my head.

Please refrain from kicking my head with your size 12 boots.

Gowd

Stop speaking your giving me a headache.

Now that gay marriages have become acceptable, your Mr Right could soon become your Mrs Right.
[From A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up the Kilt]

A Guid New Year to Ane An' A'
A guid new year to ane an' a'
An' mony may ye see,
An' during a' the years to come,
O happy may ye be.
An' may ye ne'er hae cause to mourn,
To sigh or shed a tear;
To ane an'a baith great an' sma'
A hearty guid New year.

Chorus
A guid new year to ane an' a'
An' mony may ye see,
An' during a' the years to come,
O happy may ye be.