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From A Midge in
Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt
by Stuart McLean
The Kilt
The kilt is the National dress . . . of the Scottish
wedding.
Taking Viagra while wearing the kilt is a sure-fire way of
getting arrested for indecent behaviour.
A washed kilt is like a broken leg, you can’t do a fling
with it.
It's easier to let your 'wind blow free' when you’re wearing
a kilt.
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, through the
streets in my kilt I’ll streak.
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