From A Midge in
Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt
by Stuart McLean
The kilt is the National dress . . . of the Scottish
Taking Viagra while wearing the kilt is a sure-fire way of
getting arrested for indecent behaviour.
A washed kilt is like a broken leg, you canít do a fling
It's easier to let your 'wind blow free' when youíre wearing
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low, through the
streets in my kilt Iíll streak.
Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt