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 Glaswegian words beginning : N
 
Glaswegian English Example and Translation
Nae, Naw No  
Nae bother No problem  
Naebody Nobody Diz naebody love me?

I am a loathsome piece of crap!

Nane None  
Napper Head  
Nat King Cole Sex  
Naw, Nae No  
Neane None  
Neb Nose  
Ned A thug / Scottish version of chav (see Ned Speak)  
Neep Turnip Will we hae haggis, neeps and tatties fur Burns' night?

I had a stupid thought there for a moment but managed to shake it off - let's go for a Chinese Meal as we always do on Burns' night.

Nick To steal / Prison  
Nip (eg Nip doon) Go  
Nippin Nagging Will ye stoap nippin ma lughole fur a minute.

Yes, yes - I will take the rubbish out . . . sometime.

Nolly Naully Nollie Forth and Clyde Canal  

No'

Not  
Noggin Fight  
Noo Now  
Nookie Sex  
Nooks and Crannies Crevices and cracks and secret places (the sort of place where you would hide your Playboy magazines - if you were that type of person)  
Nowt  Nothing  

Nudey

Nude Ah hid ma nudey mags in a great wee nook and cranie.

I have placed my stash of Playboys in a place where my father and all my brothers also know very well.

Nugget A piece of faeces or someone who isn't too clever  
Nugwatt * An evil person / Bully * A big nugwat chucked me in the nollie.

That evil wee girl Jean threw me in the canal.

Numptiejobby Person of dubious intelligence and/or character.  
Numpty Idiot

Numpty Dumpty

Numpty Dumpty sat oan a wall,
Numpty Dumpty hud a great fall.
It wisnae accident him being so high.

The stupid wee eejit wis trying to fly.

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Numpty-heided Derogatory term.  
Nyaff Scruff / Irritating person. (For some reason all nyaffs seem to be small for the expression is usually 'wee nyaff') Thit wee nyaff keeps oan biting ma bum

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From A Midge in Your Hand is Worth Two Up Your Kilt

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Modern Scottish Proverbs

There are plenty more fish in the sea – unless you are impacted by regulation ‘Sea Fishing (Restriction on Days at Sea) (No.2) (Amendment) Order 2004’.

A lie travels round the glens while truth is putting his trousers on.

Do not blame God for having created the Ned, but thank Him for not having given the little bugger your daughter’s phone number.

A hand on ra burd is worth two on a bush.

If it wisnae for marriage, husband and wives would hae to fight with strangers.

Better late than pregnant.

The man who prizes his penis disnae let his wife play her bagpipes in bed.

Oh you tak' the high road and I'll tak the low road an' I'll hit the M8 road-works afore ye.

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