From Why Did the
Haggis Cross the Road?
by Stuart McLean
Bagpipes: The best way to terrorise the neighbours without
the risk of getting an ASBO.
What’s the difference between a stone of Ayrshire Potatoes
and a band of pipers.
It only takes twenty minutes to boil the potatoes.
If a piper was playing alone in a forest 100 miles from
anywhere – would everyone still hate him?
What’s the difference between a piper and a mother-in-law.
Not everyone loathes their mother-in-law.
Bagpipes and the Loch Ness Monster have two things in common
– they attract tourists and terrify little children.
What’s the difference between a set of bagpipes and Tommy
How do you get two pipers to play a perfect harmony?