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Glaswegian or Scottish Word: Numpty

English Meaning : Idiot

Example / Translation of example:

Numpty Dumpty

Numpty Dumpty sat oan a wall,
Numpty Dumpty hud a great fall.
It wisnae accident him being so high.
The stupid wee eejit wis trying to fly.
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