Doric
- GIN I was God, sittin'
up there abeen,
- Weariet nae doot noo
a' my darg was deen,
- Deaved wi' the harps
an' hymns oonendin' ringin',
- Tired o' the flockin'
angels hairse wi' singin',
- To some clood-edge I'd
daunder furth an', feth,
- Look ower an' watch
hoo things were gyaun aneth.
- Syne, gin I saw hoo
men I'd made mysel'
- Had startit in to
pooshan, sheet an' fell,
- To reive an' rape, an'
fairly mak' a hell
- O' my braw birlin'
Earth,--a hale week's wark--
- I'd cast my coat
again, rowe up my sark,
- An' or they'd time to
lench a second ark,
- Tak' back my word an'
sen' anither spate,
- Droon oot the hale
hypothec, dicht the sklate,
- Own my mistak', an,
aince I cleared the brod,
- Start a'thing ower
again, gin I was God.
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Translation
- IF I were God, sitting
up there above,
- Wearied no doubt, now
all my work was done,
- Deafened by the harps
and hymns unending ringing,
- Tired of the flocking
angels hoarse with singing,
- To some cloud edge I'd
saunter forth and, faith,
- Look over and watch
how things were going beneath.
- Then if I saw how men,
I'd made myself
- Had started out to
poison, shoot and fell,
- To steal and rape and
fairly make a hell
- Of my fine spinning
Earth -- a whole week's work --
- I'd drop my coat
again, roll up my shirt,
- And, ere they'd time
to launch a second ark,
- Take back my word and
send another flood,
- Drown out the whole
shebang, wipe the slate,
- Admit my mistake, and
once I'd cleared the board,
- Start everything over
again, if I were God.
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